The Grantichrist Meme

The following Q&A has been completed at the request of Tracy Lynn, who made a bet with Grant (who created the questions):



1. Describe yourself without the use of any vowels (treat “y” as a vowel).

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2. Write a short paragraph about a truly horrifying encounter you once had using the words “sippy-cup”.

As the mother of a now seven year old, I can attest to this: Sippy cups are evil, yet necessary. On more than one occasion, I have found said sippy cups littering the back of my Magic Mom Van, crusted with peanut butter and clogged with spoiled milk. Nooze stopped drinking out of those foul creations five years ago. I swear that they multiply out of spite.


3. Which of the following is the worst baby name: Monkey Winkle, Fetus Cheese, or Swaberpoo Deliciousness? Discuss.

I'm going to go with "Fetus Cheese". Bizarre, mind boggling, and likely to be saddled upon some poor newborn whose parents have more money than sense.


4. Complete the following word association: cookie, ladder, penis, regret…

Men.


5. You move your weasel to sun level three. Your opponent counters with whimsy to caveworm seven. What is the best counter move?

Subverting squirrels to the pachyderm ovule. Then up-down-right-left, squiggle, jab, tourniquet wrap!