Proof Positive
The following is an excerpt of Today's Conversation with my Physical Therapist (also known as the Butt Toucher):
BT: [describing a video sent to him via email] I couldn't help but wonder WHY my friend thought that I would WANT to see that!
RR: 'Cuz you're a pervert?
BT: [laughing] Well, maybe. But, DUDE! I sat there in shock, thinking "Oh, great. This video probably has a virus!"
RR: Dude. That's no virus. It's a freaking STD!
BT: I should totally call him and yell, "WTF, man? My computer has herpes!"
In answer to the obvious, YES. We really do call each other Dude.
I also call him Butt Toucher! to his face.
BT: [describing a video sent to him via email] I couldn't help but wonder WHY my friend thought that I would WANT to see that!
RR: 'Cuz you're a pervert?
BT: [laughing] Well, maybe. But, DUDE! I sat there in shock, thinking "Oh, great. This video probably has a virus!"
RR: Dude. That's no virus. It's a freaking STD!
BT: I should totally call him and yell, "WTF, man? My computer has herpes!"
In answer to the obvious, YES. We really do call each other Dude.
I also call him Butt Toucher! to his face.
Labels: health
posted by rennratt at 6:50 PM
11 Comments:
Well - did he show you the video???
I'm baaaaaaaack.
Dude. Now that's funny...
:o)
Kenju - NO! I wouldn't have wanted to see it. The description was absolutely mind boggling. That was quite enough!
I call my nephrologist dude. The first time we met, he looked at me and said "Did you just call me dude?" And I said "Yes, and you should probably get used to it."
He loves me.
I'm with Kenju - at least would you describe it to us?
Maybe over lunch?
And by 'us' I mean 'me'?
sounds like a productive therapeutic relationship to me!
(I don't need to hear about the video. I've had all I can take this week.)
Well, if you tell Tiff about it, can I be CCd too? I spend lots of time on popthatzit.com. A morbid fascination.
It's not just me! It's not just me!
I feel so embraced.
sign me up for disgusting video descriptions...
I hate when I get those video STD's...and no penicillin on hand!
Saw the video thanks to ETW, LOL... Brings a whole new meaning to "Can you hear me now?"
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