Thursday, July 31, 2008

Answers (Finally)

I met with Dr. Yup-Yup on Tuesday afternoon. The appointment began with standard rounds of 'How are you?' and 'Let's check your pulse. Why can't I find your pulse??!!' It ended on a very high note indeed.

The following is a (reduced) transcript of our talk:

Y-Y: So, how does the medicine seem to be working for you?

R: Well, it was fine until about a month ago. Now I'm exhausted all the time and just want to sleep.

Y-Y: Have you been sick?

R: I don't take my shot when I'm flu-sick. This is different. I ache all of the time. I have upped my intake of Lodine from rare to 2x/day. The last time I took my shot I had full body chills for an hour and had to go straight to bed.

Y-Y: Hmmm. Let's see.

He looked perplexed, then took a cursory glance at my file.

Y-Y: Your labs were perfect, so the medicine is not depleting your kidneys or liver...

[still reading]

Y-Y: Your overall panels are top-notch. This is strange. Let's see...

[still reading]

Y-Y: Oh! Wow!

R: What?

Y-Y: Renn! I know what's going on!

R: What?

Y-Y: Renn, you have lost a significant amount of weight since I last saw you in January.

R: And?

Y-Y: Your body has to re-adjust to your medication! It's as though you are starting from scratch! Way to go!

R: Thanks?

Y-Y: Remember when you began taking Humira?

R: Yes.

Y-Y: It took a few months to adjust to your medication, correct?

R: Yes.

Y-Y: You should be okay within a couple of weeks, then. Keep an eye on it, and call if it gets worse or lasts longer than a month.

So there you have it.

I am definitely Not Dead Yet.

I am simply pressing Reset.

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13 Comments:

Blogger Sue said...

Glad you are still kicking girl....yay on the weight loss (if that is what you were aiming for -- if not sorry -- not sure which way to go on this one)

July 31, 2008 6:07 AM  
Blogger kenju said...

So, how did you lose the weight? And did you want to? I didn't think you were heavy enough to want to lose.

July 31, 2008 9:22 AM  
Blogger Al said...

Reset is cool. Tell me when you find the UNDO button.

July 31, 2008 9:47 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Most fantabulous! All the way around!

July 31, 2008 11:31 AM  
Blogger Evil Twin's Wife said...

In the few pics I've seen of you, you didn't appear to need weight loss, but if that was a goal for you, then congrats! At least you have an answer and that's the very best!

July 31, 2008 11:56 AM  
Blogger tiff said...

That's a most excellent answer to a perplexing problem.

Heres hoing the reset button kicks in soon.

July 31, 2008 12:06 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Yeah, if you can let me know where these buttons are, I'm totally interested in the "Back" one.

:)

July 31, 2008 1:00 PM  
Blogger Juliness said...

Heh, I liked what Al said.

And um, even though it is ultimately Good News - I know the re-set option is frustrating.

Hang in there!!

July 31, 2008 5:12 PM  
Blogger fakies said...

Hi there! Just catching up! Glad to hear there is a light at the end of your tired tunnel. Do you have any secret to share on resetting a life? :)

August 01, 2008 11:28 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Your doc is friggin' hilarious. He was sooo EXCITED to figure it out, LOL!

Glad to hear you are Not Dead Yet. I need to keep reading your funny blog!

August 01, 2008 11:35 AM  
Blogger Kingfisher said...

Does this mean you won't need the big plates any more?

August 01, 2008 12:56 PM  
Blogger Tracy Lynn said...

Welcome to the Not Dead Yet Club.

August 01, 2008 2:28 PM  
Blogger Sarah said...

Glad there was such a simple (and healthy for you!) answer to the problem. Congrats on still being part of the Not Dead Yet Club!

August 04, 2008 12:43 PM  

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