Confessions

1. I sometimes listen to country music just to see how long it takes to make me crazy.

2. I have a long standing, inexplicable crush on...John Tesh.

3. I have never understood why the Dave Matthews Band is so popular.

4. When characters do something stupid on television, I must leave the room or avert my eyes. I am mortified on their behalf.

5. I think that [American Idol winner] Taylor Hicks should be cast in a movie as George Clooney's retarded brother.

6. I still know all of the words to "No Sleep ['til Brooklyn]" by the Beastie Boys. I especially love scream/screeching '...in the back/skeezin with a ho-wuh!'

7. I studied German (briefly) in college because I wanted to translate my Falco album. I didn't succeed.

8. I completely adore the word 'befouled'. As in: "We can NEVER go back to that restaurant. I just completely befouled their bathroom!

9. I was rarely allowed to watch cartoons as a child. As a result, I am now addicted to Adult Swim on the Cartoon Network. My current favorite is The Oblongs. This may soon be edged out by Korgoth of Barbaria.

10. I am convinced that TLC is the television version of The National Enquirer. My favorite show title to date is 'The Boy Whose Skin Fell Off'. My second fave? 'The Man Whose Arms Exploded'. Hands down. Or completely off.