Dear Sitemeter...

Dear Sitemeter,

Tiff originally introduced me to you. Now, thanks to your presence, I have knowledge of things I never thought possible. I am also forced to write the following letters:



Dear China, Chile, Ecuador and Equatorial Guinea,

Thank you for clicking 'next site' on blogger and ending up on my page. I clicked on your sites out of curiosity - and was thrilled. I understood roughly 85% of the Spanish site - and none of the Chinese. It was fun nonetheless.

Dear Bolivia,

Winter will be over soon. Chin up, my dear. Visit again soon.

Dear Kazakhstan,

You have internet access?! Color me intrigued.

Dear Russia, Ireland, (NC) Dept. of Natural Resources, California, New Mexico and others too random and varied to mention:

Have you nothing better to do than search for PIMENTO LOAF? I referenced it ONCE. [I believe that I referred to it as a 'bastard child of Bologna']. This, sadly, is my number one hit.

Dear Hong Kong,

Though I spend a lot of time in doctors offices, I have never met the kind of nurse that you seek. Ewww.

Dear, uh, whoever you are,

I was asked by a nurse if I wore those. [My answer was NO]. Why do YOU want them? Do you go to the same doctor?

Dear Australia, Ireland #2, California #2, and many others around the world,

Locks of Love is a wonderful, wonderful charity. I pray that you followed through.

To all other countries large, small and/or random: Thank you for stopping by. I will be tracking you down shortly.

Hugs and kisses,

Rennratt