These People Never Learn...
The Golf Tournament is tomorrow.
In spite of repeated warnings to Those in Charge, I am still on the Mandatory List of Attendees. There has, however, been a slight change in the line up. I will not be golfing.
Someone apparently heard (repeatedly) that I was once barred from a mini golf place. Due to my temper. And my attitude. And perhaps the legendary 'beaning a kid with a mini golf club'. [Alcohol may have been a factor.]
So, no mandatory golfing for me.
Nope.
I'm in charge of registration.
Yeah. Putting an angry, non-golfing sturdy girl in a form fitting golf shirt at the front door is a sure way to get people on the course.
Whatever. It's supposed to rain again tomorrow.
I plan on bringing this to read. Nothing says "Welcome!" like a Destruckto employee actively ignoring the rich.
With any luck, they'll send me home - or up to the office - within the first hour.
In spite of repeated warnings to Those in Charge, I am still on the Mandatory List of Attendees. There has, however, been a slight change in the line up. I will not be golfing.
Someone apparently heard (repeatedly) that I was once barred from a mini golf place. Due to my temper. And my attitude. And perhaps the legendary 'beaning a kid with a mini golf club'. [Alcohol may have been a factor.]
So, no mandatory golfing for me.
Nope.
I'm in charge of registration.
Yeah. Putting an angry, non-golfing sturdy girl in a form fitting golf shirt at the front door is a sure way to get people on the course.
Whatever. It's supposed to rain again tomorrow.
I plan on bringing this to read. Nothing says "Welcome!" like a Destruckto employee actively ignoring the rich.
With any luck, they'll send me home - or up to the office - within the first hour.
posted by rennratt at 9:59 PM
10 Comments:
I live with not one, but two, avid golfers and I still don't get it... be glad you don't have to suffer through the golf channel playing on at least on tv 24 hours a day 7 days a week in your house!!!!
Good luck tomorrow, maybe it'll rain but good!!
I think you're gonna get rained out tomorrow! When you're done with that book, may I borrow it?
Oh, now if only the rain would STOP? I don't think so.
Enjoy that book, and the awesome power of the registration table!
HA! My verification word is "ohyesh"!
Keep a putter handy just in case.
I hope today went by quickly and there were no confrontations. LOL. How's the book? We need a referral. Thanks!
The only good thing about golf is running people over with the cart.
What is this, some kind of "team-building" exercise? I hate it, I hate it, I hate it.
but I would have loved to hear what you would have done with a ball buried in the rough ;)
Nobody wants to look down the barrel of a loaded Rennratt, dude.
that book looks like a blast....did you register lots of folks, or just lots of dirty looks?????
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