Note to Self, Volume XI
When attempting to soothe dry, cracked lips while standing in the cube farm, take heed. Make sure it was actually LIP BALM that you pulled out of your pocket.
Especially when surrounded by MEN.
Ahem...
Especially when surrounded by MEN.
Ahem...
Labels: Note to Self
posted by rennratt at 5:40 PM
11 Comments:
Oh noes! Are ya saying you're an OB woman? Aren't those lip balm shaped?
BTW, I just started using a Neosporin lip balm before I go to bed because I was having some lip cracking. That stuff works. But it come in a little pot like Carmex does.
I also meant to say, I'm feeling your shame. Some friends once gave me a gag gift. It looked like a lipstick, but when you twirled the lipstick up, it was a plastic pecker. We were in tenth grade. Mom got in my purse looking for something to soothe her cracked lips. Yep. She was not amused.
Falling over laughing just imagining the possibilities!
Was it a tampon?? LOL.
OHNO!! Too funny (now, but not then, I'm sure).
I use Blistex Deep Renewal.
If it's any consolation... the guys were probably just as uncomfortable. Maybe more so. The difference is you'll laugh about it later.
Unless of course it was...
No. Nevermind.
pondering what you might have pulled out of your pocket. The remedy of course is the Eosphere. But then again, it's not very pocket friendly. Of course, you'd never mistake it for anything other that what it is - a big egg in your pocket. But I like them anyway.
Is this why the jack slapping is needed?
Hahahahaha! I accidentally handed one of Sweety's coworkers a pantyliner once, thinking it was change for $5. He held it in his hand and asked me how the hell was he going to use it.
lol i'm kinda confused.. what did u really pull out??
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