Open Letters to the Closed Minded
Dear Neighbor,
Loudly referring to my family as "Those WHITE PEOPLE" while glaring in our direction with a menacing look? Not really scaring us. Seriously, dude. Do you expect us to jump up in horror, loudly scream, "Dear God, we're honkies!" and run willy-nilly into the woods? Please.
Also, we're no longer the CWP [Complimentary White People] in the neighborhood. Perhaps you should emphasize the word "THOSE" instead.
Just a thought.
---------------------------------------------------------------------------------
Dear Former Co-Worker,
You are a scum sucking sack of swill. You are a liar, a cheat, a misogynistic slime-ball that sucked the hope and joy out of our office for far too long. I can't believe you weren't fired.
We threw a party after you left. We almost invited HR, but didn't want to get them into trouble.
Good Riddance to you, and your decrepit excuse for talent and a conscience.
I hope I never see you again.
--------------------------------------------------------------------------------
***Feel Free to leave your OWN Open Letters in the comments, or add to the letters shown above.***
Much love to YOU,
rennratt
Loudly referring to my family as "Those WHITE PEOPLE" while glaring in our direction with a menacing look? Not really scaring us. Seriously, dude. Do you expect us to jump up in horror, loudly scream, "Dear God, we're honkies!" and run willy-nilly into the woods? Please.
Also, we're no longer the CWP [Complimentary White People] in the neighborhood. Perhaps you should emphasize the word "THOSE" instead.
Just a thought.
---------------------------------------------------------------------------------
Dear Former Co-Worker,
You are a scum sucking sack of swill. You are a liar, a cheat, a misogynistic slime-ball that sucked the hope and joy out of our office for far too long. I can't believe you weren't fired.
We threw a party after you left. We almost invited HR, but didn't want to get them into trouble.
Good Riddance to you, and your decrepit excuse for talent and a conscience.
I hope I never see you again.
--------------------------------------------------------------------------------
***Feel Free to leave your OWN Open Letters in the comments, or add to the letters shown above.***
Much love to YOU,
rennratt
posted by rennratt at 6:07 PM
8 Comments:
Dear Classmates,
I'm sorry I haven't called, or written, or e-mailed, or texted, or friended, or followed, or commented. I've been, um, busy?
Dear God I'm a honky!
I'm not just a honky, I'm a cracker, too!
I love your letters.
I had one but I can't get past thinking about honkies to pen it.
Dear FB Friend,
I get it. You're a liberal. And you voted for our current potus. And you LOVE the health care plan. And you hate religion, and us "christian-folk".
Please, for the love of PETE (can't say God, since you don't believe in Him), stop posting inflammatory and controversial statuses, and then ignoring those who post ANYTHING contrary to your thoughts and beliefs. As amazing as it may seem, some of us DO believe differently than you, and no amount of negativity and snotty comments from you will convince us otherwise.
If you can God-bash, Republican-bash, conservative-bash and Fox News-bash, I can bash your "church", your liberal views, and your really poor photography skills (that I'm sorry people actually pay for). But guess what, I don't. (well, I didn't until Renn gave me an outlet!!!).
Signed,
More white trash, or Snowflake
You should just tell us how you really feel!!
Dear Renn,
You Rock.
Sincerely, etc.
----------------------------------
Dear People Who Know Who You Are,
Please stop trying to manipulate me through guilt and feeling sorry for yourself. It's just making me more inclined to do the opposite of hat you want.
Thanks.
Dear "Those White People",
We are sick and tired of you invading our neighborhoods. We work hard to build a community and you guys move in honkifying it all up. We sure wish you would all run willy-nilly into the hills like you guys used to.
The rest of the neighborhood....
Dear intestines;
STOP SHOUTING!
Love, ME
Post a Comment
<< Home