Weird, Weird, Weird

I have been tagged by Wordnerd to list FIVE weird habits about myself. Now is your opportunity to gaze quietly into my insanity - and proceed to run like wild.

1. The To Do List. I have one at work, carefully written on lined tear-off paper. It lists everything that I have to do EVERY DAY, with the date written at the top. One of the items on the list is "write out list for tomorrow". Though I do pretty much the same thing every day, I get flustered without the list.

2. The Forbidden List. At my house, there is a list of words you may not say in my presence. Surprisingly, none of them are curses. I have very little problem with you calling me a F---'n B----, but you may not express enthusiasm over words such as phlegm, pus or mucus (*gag!)

3. The Next Day. As soon as I return home from work each night, my clothes, lunch and purse are set out for the next day. I also pull food to cook for the next night, so all items are defrosted. (Most of the time). When I fail to do this, I am late, and we have sandwiches or breakfast for dinner.

4. My husband. Without him, I would be relatively normal. He finds it weird that I dip French fries into ice cream. (C'mon. It's the perfect combination of salty and sweet!)

5. The Roundtable. Most people have an inner voice to guide them. I, on the other hand, have the equivalent of 3 standup comedians and Marge Schott feeding me quips and curses, which I must stifle on a regular basis. You know, 'cuz I have a list...and they ain't on it.