If I was the Traffic Report Lady
...You may have heard the following today:
'...Traffic into the Park is slow again this morning, as hot weather seems to make people stupid...'
'...Yet another ladder has been sacrificed to the god of I-40. Unfortunately, the god found the sacrifice wanting, and claimed a Yugo instead...'
'...It appears that another woodland creature came to an unfortunate end after trying to kiss a semi. Sadly, said creature is unidentifiable. All that remains is a leg, a large quantity of spilled blood - and a pile of something resembling stew beef...'
Mmm. Commuting. Tasty.
posted by rennratt at 7:09 PM
7 Comments:
Interesting presentation, wouldn't you say? LOL!
renn - you are the Blade's sister, right?
BOB the Blade? Totally. What gave it away?
Eww. And yet, I'd take you over the traffic report people here, any day.
renn - I heard Bob da Blade commenting the other day that "fresh venison sandwiches are being served on Penny Road in Cary" and about swerved off the road. Like I would if YOU were the traffic girl instead of the bloodless humorless wanks that are on the local stations when Bob's not gigging it.
you said all that!? LMFAO! awesome!
It would be nice to hear a TRUE traffic report in any case.
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