I was probably with Tiff...
posted by rennratt at 8:39 PM
Wednesday, December 06, 2006
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But what a way to go, eh? Last time I did an obit, I was dying with my hand down my pants, watching a Star Trek rerun. Not a pretty sight.
I remember well. I was sitting next to you, watching the same show.
My obit was demeaning and downright nasty. Something about being missed by transsexual prostitutes.
NOT TRUE!!!!!!
The wouldn't miss me at all.
Mine said I died after a small grimace at midnight (no doubt that mr. kenju had just told another joke).
It also said the cat would miss me. I want to know which one of them won't miss me (the bastard).
And i am sure you were with Tiff!!
hey, at least the toll booth guy is a HUMAN...since the only one missing me is Darth Vader...and you died doing something GREAT...I was awating TRIAL!!!!
What a morbid crew you have here, Renn. I've never imagined having an obit--I doubt it'd be all that interesting.
Well, my obit was completely incorrect. I intend on being immortal. So far, so good.
That was scary it was so close to what will probably happen, esp the way my husband drives!
Screamingly, she died in the arms of her lover...she will be missed terribly by Mr.Potatohead
Frankly, the great irony is that I will probably get hit by a bus, because that is my reasoning for my future demise for any possible future disappearances...
However on a similar note, my life's motto is to live in such a way that as many people as possible will come to my funeral!!
wellll,,,,,mine's pretty true. something a bout a lifetime of lewd behavior and me dying with a small grimace.
I will, gratifyingly, be missed by the Muppets.
(Rick, Renn, save me a seat for the hand-down-the-pants Star Trek Club, 'cause I am so there)
also, I totally stole this and put it on the monkeybarn.....Thanks!
I want to die in a shootout with a jealous lover at 92 years old. With Star Trek on the teevee.
(ok, I stole it, but it's true)
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