Internal Memo

My beloved Nooze is experiencing her first Hollywood crush. It seems, at the tender age of six, that her tastes run --- uh --- a little bit OLDER.

Her first Hollywood crush is on TIM ALLEN, who is fifty four years old.

As a mom, I suppose that I should be freaked out. Or creeped out. But I'm not. After all, my first crushes as a kid were on Ben Casey and Tom Brokaw.

However, I will pause to give her one piece of advice: Nooze, my beauty. Tim Allen may look great in a Santa Suit, or dressed up like a dog, or even riding a motorcycle. Please keep one thing in mind: He is a mere ten years younger than your grandfather. But...I TOTALLY understand. He is pretty cute.

In that vein, who was your first celebrity crush?