Hail to the Fleet
Join me in congratulating my sister, KeddyJ - aka Aunt Zoozer - on her recent colonoscopy results.According to the doctors, no sign of disease can be found. It seems that her colon is squeaky clean.
In spite of this fact, they insisted that she up her fiber intake.
Yeah. That confused me, too.
posted by rennratt at 5:44 AM
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LOL you are SOOOO funny! I WAS able to eat Chop Suey (American) with whole grain pasta and it has stayed in the colon so far! Probably not so squeaky clean today! Anyway, thanks for the enthusiasm!
Doctors are obsessed with fiber.
And exercise.
And not eating fried stuff.
It's like they all went to the same school of boring or something.
Damn them.
(unlees you're sick, of course, then they are great :)
I took a friend to her colonoscopy. And her doctor was GORGEOUS. She refused to go in after she saw the HUNK...
After she replaced him with a less-pleasing to look at doctor, she got the test done...
WOOO HOOO on getting your test done. I think I am going to do the vurtual one.
Doncha wonder who the hell invented that test? My doctor called me "uncooperative." And damned proud of it, thankyouverymuch.
I have refused the opportunity to be anally raped by a steel instrument. If something shows up in the bloodwork, then I will submit, but not before. If it was squeeky clean, how do they know she needs to eat more fiber?
Maybe we all need to take up eating the green scrubber pads.
Yippeee!!! I think at least
Never been a fan of the ole colonoscopy visual. I've has enough humbling experiences, thank you. Glad she got a squeaky clean bill of health!
Fiber is always good and more fiber is better. Of course with my 100% sugar diet, fiber is something I only read about.
How much do you think the guy that dresses up as the Fleet Enema bottle gets paid? Cuz I'm here to say it just isn't enough.
Oh, and good on yo lil sistah.
huh. I changed my email, and it chagned my name. sparky = JC.
sorry bout that.
Maybe the fiber is to keep it squeaky clean? Hmmmm. Yay on the good report!!!
I feel so weird about this whole post.
I couldn't get past hte title and visual. Made me laugh right out loud, they did.
Holy cow, this is playing in so nicely with my scheduled post for tomorrow. It's like we planned it. Which we did not. We should have.
Ah well.
What's with you and Tiff doing the scatalogical stuff simultaneously (almost)?? Great minds....and all that, I guess. LOL
I used to laugh at the fiber thing with docs, but now I know they are right. It's worth it, people!
My doctor wants me to get one of those things done. Next year. Maybe I'll hire Roto Rooter and save some money.
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