Personally Yours...
Painfully average female in search of realistic relationship.
Not interested in long walks on beach, candlelit dinners or romantic talk.
More comfortable swilling long neck brews, wearing boxer shorts and watching Beavis and Butthead.
Not interested in long walks on beach, candlelit dinners or romantic talk.
More comfortable swilling long neck brews, wearing boxer shorts and watching Beavis and Butthead.
Labels: Stuff


11 Comments:
For what it's worth - I would have totally considered answering that ad.
Sexual orientation notwithstanding.
You are NOT average, especially painfully so. I like that ad, and I can see many men liking it as well.
Hellllloooo, Oh wait you aren't single anymore are you?! Damn!
Dude, I would guess that you got GOBS of hits offa this. Maybe not all GREAT ones, but still.
Hm-m-m. Too bad I quit drinkin'. But back in the day... Dream Girl!
Did you steal my brain when I wasn't looking?
Hahaha....I would have included farting and belching contests welcome, but that's just me...
Dude. That is AWESOME.
Yeah, the wording "painfully average" is wholly indicative of the opposite.
It's well worded, but it clearly doesn't do you justice, yo.
Love it!
Moonlight walks get boring after a couple of times anyway.
I'll bet if truth be known, you had more replies to your ad than any other in the history of that particular paper's personal ads section!!! Before OR since then.
um, I might borrow this, OK?...
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