Uh...
The outside of my toe (and half of my toenail) fell off on Thursday morning.
I know y'all were dying to know.
I know y'all were dying to know.
Labels: health
posted by rennratt at 1:49 PM
Sunday, June 01, 2008
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18 Comments:
OMG Renn. Are you able to walk?
The toenail, I understand, but the toe???!!! Did you go to the doctor?
And tell Brenda I was just as her place and hellscan won't let me leave a message!
Ew.
Just.
EWWWW.
(and I get the toenail part too, but the toe part I'm with Kenju. ????)
Renn, I'm going to drive down there and smack you upside the head. I was thinking about your toe earlier today as I drove home from the grocery. I got the full shivers... now, I'm a little green around the gills.
Seriously..the TOE too? Oh man.
Can anybody say "DOCTOR!!" Holy crap!! Odds are you weren't using that bit of toe for anything anyway (trying to find positive), but still, OMG!
Have you been to the FU$%&@#$*ING GO$%*&$#*AM doctor?!?!
If not, FU$@%$@(*&ING go.
NOW.
HAVE YOU BEEN TO THE DOCTOR?!?!?!? If not, go NOW!!!!
The comment about gangrene before? Ummm... Hope it doesn't get infected with *anything*!!!!
On a side note, how's your balance? That's what pinkie toes are for--balance.
It's okay, y'all! REALLY.
My pinkie toe is small, and the part that fell off was (eww, ewww) DRIED UP.
My toe is not infected, nor do I have gangrene. The tip of my pinkie toe is simply more...TRIANGULAR...than before.
In short, it's ugly. But it's fine, I promise.
My dad lost a big toe to diabeetus. Lots of jokes about toe trucks after that one...
Leprosy maybe? Hope not, but if so we'll bring nachos to ya on visitor day at the leper colony.
Dude.
PICTURES!!!!
ROFLMFAO!!!
Way to prioritize there Tiff!!
Yes...Pictures!! Tiff just beat me to it. God...we're both sick. I love her!!!
Dude, I also vote for pictures. AND I'm ok with ETW giving you the dummy slap, because you need to tale better care of yourself. Hell, woman, you may as well be taking lessons from me!
Renn, Thanks for the offer to pick up something for me but I'm going to Maine on the 26th. I'm just trying not to advertise it in case a few of my lurkers are shady dudes waiting to break into my house and sniff my panties.
Damn lurkers...
Hope you have a great trip! I can't wait to go myself!!!
So are you back to being kosher?
If half my toe fell off, I would totally be right on the scale to see if it had caused me to lose any weight.
Because... priorities, people!
GASP!
NCP has it, teh winnar as they say on the innerwebs.
HEE! And, where's the pictures? It's been DAYS since your announcement, plenny of time to get photos posted.
Chop chop!
(get it?)
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