...'Cuz I do EVERYTHING the Voices Tell Me To Do...

..Especially when Tiff, Biff, NCP and the gang are in the mix.

I will, as promised, provide shocking stories of Hippie Mingling, Thwarted Love and Personal Ads at a later date.

But First!

46 Odd Things about Renn[This list? REALLY? Who knew?!]

1. Do you like blue (sic) cheese? Not on salad. But on the random Buffalo Wing? Yeah, I do. Sometimes.

2. Have you ever smoked heroin? Probably.

3. Do you own a gun? No, but my neighbor does. He's right friendly with us, and likes to SHARE things.

4. What flavor do you add to your drink at Sonic? Vanilla or Pomegranate. It depends on my mood.

5. Do you get nervous before doctor appointments? I block out anxiety, apparently, by smoking heroin.

6. What do you think of hot dogs?I looooove the red ones! Brightleaf or Jesse Jones all the way, baybee!

7. Favorite Christmas movie? Nightmare Before Christmas (Nothing better than a severed head for Christmas, y'all!)

8. What do you prefer to drink in the morning? Quad Shot Espresso with just a splash of raspberry. Wait, that's dinner. Breakfast is dual shot, extra spice.

9. Can you do push ups? Not more than once. I reckon that's just a push UP, eh?

10. What's your favorite piece of jewelry? Emerald/Diamond ring that doubles as a non-engagement ring.

11. Favorite hobby? Reading and avoiding my co-workers.

12. Do you have A.D.D ? No. I have R.A.G.E.

13. What is one trait you hate about yourself? My temper.

14. Middle name? Lorraine, which I spelled wrong until I was 13. The nurse changed the spelling because, apparently, she thought my mother daft/high or merely illiterate. Originally, it was simply Lorain.

15. What is your favorite TV show or movie? TV: NCIS, I reckon. Movie: It changes with my mood.

16. Name 3 things you bought yesterday. Jr. Bacon Cheeseburger, Fries and a Coke. I obviously haven't started back with Shrinking Piggies yet.

17. Name 3 drinks you regularly drink. Coffee, Coke, Water

18. Current worry? Whatever it is that is knocking me unconscious every few hours, and tempting me to sleep while driving.

19. Current hate right now? How people are 'saving money' by "only" spending 3K on Christmas - and bragging about it on tv. SHUT UP!

20. Favorite place to be? Asleep, snuggled up under the covers with Chachi, the Nooze - with the dogs at the end of the bed. With a steady rain hitting the roof. Perfection.

21. Where would you like to go? Tahiti, Saipan, Romania, Russia, the Baltics...pretty much anywhere, and all for very different reasons.

22. Name three people who will complete this?Three of the four at my Round Table. Marge Schott is too busy swearing to type.

24. What shirt are you wearing?Black scoop turtleneck with short sleeves and sculpted waist. NY&Co, all the way.

25. What year would you go back in time to? In my life? I wouldn't. In general: the 13th Century. It was the time of the Jin Dynasty, Kublai Khan, James I of Aragon, Teutonic Knights - and Samoan Independence! Ghenghis Khan also died during this time.

26. Can you whistle? Like a dog with dysentery.

27. Favorite color? Green - or black. Depends on my mood.

28. Would you be a pirate? Yes.

29. Favorite girl's name? Neidra [Pronounced either "Knee-druh" or "Nay-druh", depending on where you're from.]

30. Favorite boy's name?Braeden

31. Last thing you dreamed about? Being interrogated about which bed I liked best. Turns out I'd fallen asleep with the tv on. Curse you, Sleep Number!

32. What's in your pocket right now? Probably lint.

33. Last thing that made you laugh? Bob the Blade - 96 Rock.

34. Best Halloween costume? Corpse, laying in a coffin - in the middle of the college cafeteria.

35. Worst injury you've ever had? Broken collarbone/dislocated shoulder. Not diagnosed until 7 years later. Hometown doc opted not to do x-rays, as he was convinced I was 'faking it to get drugs'. Yeah, I vomit on command. Moron.

36. Do you like where you live? EOTGW? Sure. I hope to one day move up in the world, and live, say, in Satan's Buttcrack. I'm not currently rich enough to live there.

37. How many TVs do you have in your house? Two.

38. Who is your loudest friend? That's a tough one. They're all pretty loud. Funny, too. Just the way I like them.

39. How many dogs do you have? Two.

40. Does someone have a crush on you? I prefer not to wonder these things. Thoughts like this kind of ick me out.

41. What is your favorite book(s)? Where Angels Fear to Tread.

42. What is your favorite candy? Reese's.

43. Favorite Sports Team? Which sport?

44. Favorite Sports? Hockey. Roller Derby is swifly moving up the ladder, as Nooze is now a FAN. [The rest of the family is, too.]

45. What were you doing 12 AM last night? Drooling on my pillow.

46. What was the first thing you thought of when you woke up? CRAP.