For Sizzle. She knows why...
1. Preacher's Kid with a cocaine addiction. All cartilage in his nose: GONE.
2. Wannabe Archaeologist that drank all the time.
3. Redheaded guy that braided his beard, smoked weed and played the fiddle.
4. Alcoholic-turned-pothead-turned-heroin addict. Eventually died of an overdose.
5. Civil War buff with a bad temper.
6. Clone of lead singer for The Clash.
7. Twenty years older; wanted me to quit school and be his Stay at Home...whatever. Didn't want kids, but didn't want me to work.
8. Six Foot Seven and Dressed Like a Pirate.
9. From another country. Refused to recognize a Blind Date when he met one. Believed we were going to be married. Followed me home - and into the dorm bathroom. Was beaten down three flights of stairs by Dorm Hall Brother (older boyfriend of hall-mate), and thrown off campus by an entire fraternity.
10. Guy whose main goal in life was to become a professional bowler. [ I believe he may have accomplished that goal.]
There. Feel better?
Much Love,
rennratt.
2. Wannabe Archaeologist that drank all the time.
3. Redheaded guy that braided his beard, smoked weed and played the fiddle.
4. Alcoholic-turned-pothead-turned-heroin addict. Eventually died of an overdose.
5. Civil War buff with a bad temper.
6. Clone of lead singer for The Clash.
7. Twenty years older; wanted me to quit school and be his Stay at Home...whatever. Didn't want kids, but didn't want me to work.
8. Six Foot Seven and Dressed Like a Pirate.
9. From another country. Refused to recognize a Blind Date when he met one. Believed we were going to be married. Followed me home - and into the dorm bathroom. Was beaten down three flights of stairs by Dorm Hall Brother (older boyfriend of hall-mate), and thrown off campus by an entire fraternity.
10. Guy whose main goal in life was to become a professional bowler. [ I believe he may have accomplished that goal.]
There. Feel better?
Much Love,
rennratt.
posted by rennratt at 5:38 PM
6 Comments:
Uh, list of people who know your middle name?
Former boyfriends?
I like this. It's like the $10,000 Pyramid Bonus Round!
Heh. Send her this link:
http://switchbladesister.blogspot.com/2006/12/dating-year-in-review.html
And that? Was just one year. Any time I start feeling bad about my dating life, I refer to it. And feel so much better!
You? RULE!
Now to do mine...
P.S. I do kinda feel better. ;-)
Ummm, either you and I both dated #8, or there's two of them out there. *shudder*
I believe you bought up when you married the Chach.
Horror stories are awesome.
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