Oh, No...
I have finally hit ROCK BOTTOM with these stupid Allergies.
I coughed so hard that I wet my frigging pants.
In public, no less.
Well, now. Thank GOD I'm showing progress in Physical Therapy.
I'll be able to walk, head high, into the store tonight...
...and look the cashier dead in the eye as I purchase my first case of adult diapers.
I coughed so hard that I wet my frigging pants.
In public, no less.
Well, now. Thank GOD I'm showing progress in Physical Therapy.
I'll be able to walk, head high, into the store tonight...
...and look the cashier dead in the eye as I purchase my first case of adult diapers.
posted by rennratt at 10:41 PM
12 Comments:
I know you can laugh that hard, but cough? I'm so sorry! Hope the allergies can be taken care of somehow, and glad you have a bit of a sense of humor about the recent "adult purchase".
I'm just going to guess that Sarah hasn't had a baby yet. At least not in the ... traditional way.
All bets are off for bladder control once you've had a baby, especially in the first year or so afterward.
Cough. Sneeze. Laugh. Wait too long. Any of these can bring on the unanticipated peeing in the pants (as opposed to the planned peeing in the pants).
It is yet another of those little known secrets of becoming a mother. My sister-in-law told me about it right after I got pregnant. I didn't believe her until I started reading all the pregnancy books and heard about it there. But they all say you can prevent it if you do your Kegels. I did Kegels before getting pregnant and constantly throughout my pregnancy.
They lie. Damned pregnancy book authors.
Gosh... who doesn't pee their pants every once in a while???
One word: Kegels
Practice...Chachi should like it especially if you practice with him, lol!
If it's just a little pee, perhaps the Poise pads would work? Less crunchy (I would think) than a Depends. Or maybe even just a "puffier" pad?
My two kids were c-sections. 1 emergency and 1 scheduled so no bladder trauma.
Dawn--Nope, no kids yet, but give me a couple years, so I'll take your word for it, and maybe start preventative practice now. :)
I have had colds coupled with bladder infections that have done the same thing to me -- until you are better? Wear pads LOL -- they saved me from much embarrassment :) (make sure they have wings LOL)
I blame my 3 children for my lack of bladder control...but may now consider blaming it on allergies. Such a pain in the ass sometimes...I still think men should go thru childbirth (just to get even.)
Just say they're for your grannie or something. Nobody has to know why you're buysing them.
Ooo! Better yet! You're a diaper fetishist! Bring THAT up with the sweet young thang at the Krogers!
There are so many responses I could offer but I can't seem to decide which one is worthy of a post like this. I mean, it's one thing to pee your pants at home and something completely different when you do it in public.
Tiff is right. I always let on like I was buying them for mr. kenju (I was). LOL
HAhahahahaHA!
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