She's Baaaack
I was walking down the hall with my friend, Linda, when it happened. We were strolling along, casually, talking about kids when suddenly...
...Linda turned, mouth agape, pointed at me and blurted out, "Ya know who you look like?!"
"Condaleeza Rice" I answered flatly.
"NO!"
"Jackie O?" I ask teasingly.
"No! Oh, you KNOW who I mean! That ACTRESS!"
"That was in that movie with those people and did that stuff?" I responded, laughing.
"YES!" She then realized that 1] I was teasing and 2] I had no intention whatsoever of helping her out.
"Hmm", I responded. "Let's see. Uh, Oprah? Uma? John Stamos? Sid Vicious? Molly Hatchett? Molly Ringwald? Halle?" My voice trailed off.
"You are such a BRAT!" she responded.
"Yeah, I get that a lot, too", I muttered.
"She's pretty!" Linda exclaimed.
Yep. She's also 20 years my senior, has FIVE kids - and is STILL roughly half my size. Grr.
posted by rennratt at 7:51 PM
5 Comments:
Soooooooo? Post a picture of you next to "that actress" and take a poll!
No. Don't do it. Change the picture intermittently over time. It will really confuse people.
Great fun!
Yet I loooove what appears to be a transsexual Joan Crawford impersonator - a woman who makes Edina Monsoon seem like Mother of the Year. :-)
HA! See?
You're prettier than her. The yellow eyeballs are so much more striking.
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