Wednesday, June 06, 2007

Compliments of Management

Dear Peons:

Effective immediately, the following exercise may be completed in lieu of attending Mandatory Meetings:

http://www.adultswim.com/games/fiveMinutes/index.html

Successful completion is a must.

Good luck.

12 Comments:

Blogger Shari said...

I. loved. that. game.

Especially when they beat me almost to death when I had the pinata on my head.

June 06, 2007 11:43 PM  
Blogger kenju said...

I'm dead.

June 07, 2007 12:25 AM  
Blogger Linda said...

well, I guess suicide's not an option...I stapled myself, shredded myself THREE times, and flamed myself and couldn't kill myself in five minutes...will have to go back and try that again sometime, lol!

June 07, 2007 7:53 AM  
Blogger Rick said...

Wa-a-a-y more productive than any meeting I've been to.

June 07, 2007 9:22 AM  
Blogger fakies said...

Why can't I just die?

June 07, 2007 10:44 AM  
Blogger Kingfisher said...

Barely beat the deadline at 4:58. Just like work. Except, of course, I'm forced to survive at work.

Cool. But what's up with diagonal perspective, but horzontal and vertical controls? Drove me nuts.

June 07, 2007 11:34 AM  
Blogger Sparky Duck said...

thats totally hilarious and scary because I just cant escape!

June 07, 2007 2:12 PM  
Blogger Unknown said...

Dead man walking!

June 07, 2007 3:31 PM  
Blogger AC said...

I suffered but did not die. Drat.

June 08, 2007 9:36 AM  
Blogger tiff said...

I didn't even have to PLAY to know I'd win.

I've been in corporate america far far too long.....

and NOW I'm off to play.

June 08, 2007 8:24 PM  
Blogger tiff said...

OH god no. I can't play. just the intro music makes me want to kill myself.

That's just cruel Renn.

June 08, 2007 8:26 PM  
Blogger tiff said...

So, I got drop-kicked by a digused mexican wrestler, blown up by the microwave, bitten by weasels, and punched by a fat coworker, and still I had to attend the meeting.

Now I'm gonna try to find a way to get to the shark tank. And how to really work the direction controls.

I.Must.Die.

June 09, 2007 9:22 AM  

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