Things that are TRUE - Renn-Style
1. In spite of what my pal Sarah says, I would make a terrible lesbian. I'm strictly the "Likes Burly Men with Large Noggins" type.
2. Speaking (or writing) of Burly Men with Large Noggins: Alec Baldwin, Bruce Campbell and Andrew Zimmern are ALL equally attractive...for entirely different reasons.
3. I am apparently allergic to Fig Yogurt. Considering it tastes like Fig Newtons dipped in cheap (read "Nasty") Ketchup, I don't think I'm missing much.
4. My screenplay writing came to a screeching halt, so I changed stories for a while. My current project will likely only be read by a few people, and I'm okay with that. I'm having a blast writing it for that very reason.
5. Thanks to his AWESOME laugh, New Boss is now known as Goat Boy.
6. ChristianMingle.com needs to realize that I'm married. I'm not in THAT particular sub-group, yo.
7. I love throwing out random phrases in Facebook comments and waiting on reactions from other people. I apparently know more about the prison system and its inner hierarchy than people assumed.
8. I seem to be one of four women left in this country that has NOT read "50 Shades of Grey". From what I gather, it's poorly written... CANADIAN... P*rn. Huh. [I wonder if every sentence ends in 'eh'?]
9. I like bacon, but don't think that it belongs in baked goods...or ice cream.
10. Chocolate, on the other hand, belongs in pretty much everything.
What are YOUR [current] TRUE-isms?
2. Speaking (or writing) of Burly Men with Large Noggins: Alec Baldwin, Bruce Campbell and Andrew Zimmern are ALL equally attractive...for entirely different reasons.
3. I am apparently allergic to Fig Yogurt. Considering it tastes like Fig Newtons dipped in cheap (read "Nasty") Ketchup, I don't think I'm missing much.
4. My screenplay writing came to a screeching halt, so I changed stories for a while. My current project will likely only be read by a few people, and I'm okay with that. I'm having a blast writing it for that very reason.
5. Thanks to his AWESOME laugh, New Boss is now known as Goat Boy.
6. ChristianMingle.com needs to realize that I'm married. I'm not in THAT particular sub-group, yo.
7. I love throwing out random phrases in Facebook comments and waiting on reactions from other people. I apparently know more about the prison system and its inner hierarchy than people assumed.
8. I seem to be one of four women left in this country that has NOT read "50 Shades of Grey". From what I gather, it's poorly written... CANADIAN... P*rn. Huh. [I wonder if every sentence ends in 'eh'?]
9. I like bacon, but don't think that it belongs in baked goods...or ice cream.
10. Chocolate, on the other hand, belongs in pretty much everything.
What are YOUR [current] TRUE-isms?
posted by rennratt at 7:42 PM
7 Comments:
Add me to the "never read and never will read 50 Shades of Grey" series. It sounds like it might be good for a laugh or two and that's not worth my time.
LOL @ 50 shades of Gray... "oh... my shirt has torn, eh." or "Did you order the pizza with sausage, eh?"
7-8-9-and 10 are true!!
One truism. Beer is the whole reason civilization exists in it's current form.
I hate fig yogurt...ick. So I'd be okay with being allergic to it.
I'm with you on Christianmingle...and single Asian, Single Black, and "married but looking" emails. seriously!
I made it about 1/3 of the way through 50 Shades...can't stomach it. FYI, Eh is not at the end of every sentence. To the publishers' credit, they did classify the book as Erotic Fiction. Wish I'd seen that before I got the book...
And chocolate does belong in pretty much everything...but it does not belong on bacon. Trust me. I know!
I read the first, uh, 8 chapters of 50 shades of gray, and it sucked. A lot.
Never got to the supposedly 'good' parts. As if whoever wrote that book could WRITE a 'good' part. I doubt it, highly.
I couldn't make it through the second chapters of the first Grey book. I'm a big girl - if I want p*rn, I know where to find it. I don't need mine suitable for Oprah's book club or anything.
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