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Dear Newark Airport:

Please read, process and attempt to understand the following:

1. You are, first and foremost, in the service industry

2. You have no freaking idea what that means

3. Failure to make eye contact with a person/customer does not, in fact, render them invisible

4. Clearly marked medical devices are, on average, generally real medical devices

5. "Forgetting" to put my bag on the plane and ransacking it is not 'counter-terrorism'. Placing your gloves in my kid's jeans pockets to show your power and stick it to me are really not good ideas. I don't know who you are, but I hope you are found out to be the creepy perv you are and are subsequently fired.

6. Next year, my clearly marked marked medical device will stay home. I will be wielding walking with a cane instead. Following the precedents of truckers and their lack of responsibility for broken windows, I hereby declare my lack of responsibility for any Airline/T*A Agents that I may come into contact with. I'm a klutz, y'all. Sorry 'bout that.

For the record, please note the following as well:

You, Newark Airport, employ a group of suck-tastic, sycophantic, power-hungry monkey-tools.

May the fleas from ten thousand mongrel dogs invade your nether regions, and may your collective arms be far too short to reach the resulting itch.

Much Love,

Rennratt