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Dear Fellow Head Cold Sufferers:
The weather report did not, in fact, predict that tomorrow would be light and greasy. Instead, it is apparently predicted to be light and breezy.
On that note, I am going to return to my former activities.
Should you need me, I will be worshiping at the altar of the head cold trinity: Sudafed, seltzer and sinus rinse.
The weather report did not, in fact, predict that tomorrow would be light and greasy. Instead, it is apparently predicted to be light and breezy.
On that note, I am going to return to my former activities.
Should you need me, I will be worshiping at the altar of the head cold trinity: Sudafed, seltzer and sinus rinse.
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12 Comments:
Oh, poor Renn. Did Tiff give you that cold?? Hope you feel better soon.
Oh, is that what this is...a head cold? Oh, I'm miserable too and all our company comes tomorrow.
It would have been easy to believe "greasy" by the slick ground with ice under the snow.
Hope you get some good rest.
Yuck. You poor thing. I hope the worship works!
Best of luck. I hear it takes three weeks to get rid of it. I'm at the end of week two and hoping they are correct.
You left out the big Kahuna, Nyquill.
Everyone is sick these days! I'm laying low at my house for a few more days and try to avoid it.
Feel better soon!
I wasn't lucky enough to "dodge" the bug. Just sinuses and snot...blchhh! Not the best time of year to feel like crap either. Hope you get relief soon. Happy Holidays.
Carmex. You need lots of Carmex so your lips don't chap up and bleed from all the mouth breathing you have to do.
I am so sorry you got the cold - it sucks doesn't it? Make sure to splurge and get the tissues with lotion along with the other trifecta ingredients.
PS I think I may have developed an immunity to Nyquil. Sad.
Light and Greasy!!!! LOL!
You know, you're incredible! You're on the verge of death with a nasty cold and still you are funny!
I hope you feel better before Christmas.
((HUGS))
Dood - hope you're rocking the recovery. This particular bug was nasty as heck.
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