Where I've Been

A random list of where I have been this past week, in no particular order:

1. Friends' house over in Satan's Buttcrack

2. Grocery Store

3. Bookstore

4. Sleeping

5. Work

6. Kitchen, baking

Now you're caught up.

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Further Proof that Chachi is, indeed, my Perfect Match:

La Casa de Chachi y Renn is chock full of virus-y goodness this weekend. We ALL have swollen glands, sore throats...and are losing our voices. I recommended NyQuil Shooters for all, but Chachi noticed that we were (sadly) out of the Auto-Coma version. As we perused the cabinet offerings for our particular malady, I mentioned that I'd be ingesting some boiling hot coffee prior to medication.

Chachi joked that I was playing Russian Roulette with medication effects. I disagreed, noting that TRUE Russian Roulette would likely involve a combination of NyQuil and Ex Lax. Chachi snickered and said that he had a better idea:

Extra Strength Stool Softener plus Extra Strength Anti-Diarrhea Medication. He 'took the image home' when he gleefully noted, "You'd have turds with a liquid center! Like Freshen Up Gum! Only with a hard chocolate coating on the outside!"

I opted for Day Quil and Sucrets instead. Some games are better left to the imagination.