An Open Letter to...You know who you are
1. To all of the parents of the hippie kids at the Fresh Market in Cary: Breeding doesn't give you superpowers, nor transfer "Fault" to others surrounding you. If your kid kicks me or hits me in the store, I can and WILL scold him/her. If you don't like it, grow a pair, exercise some authority and correct your child. Otherwise, shut up and understand that SOMEONE has to be the adult around your kid. While life should be about peace, love and happiness, it is also about respect for others. It's called REALITY.
2. Hurt my husband or kid again and I WILL BEAT YOU. In any way that I possibly can. I will also bring backup. I somehow doubt that my friends will fit into your neat little package of perfection and propriety; that makes me really happy.
3. To those in certain positions of power and authority: I don't trust you, I don't like you, and others will find you out for what you really are: Abusive, condescending, controlling and WRONG.
4. Again, to those in #s 2 and 3: When it ends, it will end badly - and probably soon. KNOW that.
Much - whatever,
rennratt
2. Hurt my husband or kid again and I WILL BEAT YOU. In any way that I possibly can. I will also bring backup. I somehow doubt that my friends will fit into your neat little package of perfection and propriety; that makes me really happy.
3. To those in certain positions of power and authority: I don't trust you, I don't like you, and others will find you out for what you really are: Abusive, condescending, controlling and WRONG.
4. Again, to those in #s 2 and 3: When it ends, it will end badly - and probably soon. KNOW that.
Much - whatever,
rennratt
posted by rennratt at 8:01 AM
9 Comments:
You go girl!! I feel exactly the same way as you - I keep telling folks, "You don't want to piss me off!"
Times and dates of the inevitable smackdown are all I need to be there.
I'm in! Shall I bring the amoebic dysentary? I'm sure I can russle up some somewhere
Oh man, I wish I was closer. I would totally love to join in the fray. Of course, I'm better for a verbal smack-down as opposed to a physical one, but I bet I could hurt someone's feelings! :-)
Give me enough notice to be there to help. Ain't nobody hurtin a friend!
Spoons on the way, dude.
You mean business and it shows.
Well someone's going to be sorry. And don't forget, I'm just a state away. And I drive fast.
Sorry I am so late getting here. Am I too late to participate in a good smackdown?
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