Note to Self, Volume IX
Dear Self,
When seeking relief while at the movies, be sure to heed the following:
If you see a toilet paper dispenser door hanging open, LEAVE IT ALONE. If you close said door, you will inevitably have to bend to retrieve an errant piece of paper off the floor. You know, to 'leave the place better than you found it'.
As you bend over to pick up said paper, the toilet paper dispenser door can and, yes, will come crashing back open, landing firmly on the bridge of your nose. You will then be left with a combination dent/bump that may actually be a broken nose. It will sure feel like one.
Ahem.
When seeking relief while at the movies, be sure to heed the following:
If you see a toilet paper dispenser door hanging open, LEAVE IT ALONE. If you close said door, you will inevitably have to bend to retrieve an errant piece of paper off the floor. You know, to 'leave the place better than you found it'.
As you bend over to pick up said paper, the toilet paper dispenser door can and, yes, will come crashing back open, landing firmly on the bridge of your nose. You will then be left with a combination dent/bump that may actually be a broken nose. It will sure feel like one.
Ahem.
Labels: Note to Self
posted by rennratt at 6:55 AM
10 Comments:
I'm thinking that's a perfect scenario for a new "Dumb and Dumber" movie!! LOL
Happy Mother's Day, Renn.
Happy Mother's Day, Renn.
Ouchie, ouchie, ouchie!!!!
But, um, Happy Mother's Day!!!!! Avoid those TP dispensers for at least awhile. :)
Happy Mother's Day, Renn. I Love You.
Sorry I'm late in the day with the wishes...but Happy Mother's Day Renn. Hope the pain from incident has subsided.
LOL I was attacked today in the frozen food section of the grocery store by a torrent of falling frozen shoepeg corn boxes.
Hope the nose is okay!
That totally sounds like something that would happen to me. LOL. Happy Mother's Day! :-)
Oh! Whoops! It's that thing that drives us to do those things that makes us fun to be around. Or at least useful.
Sorry about your nose!
That'll teach ya to be all helpy.
No good deed goes unpunished. :)
Happy belated Mother's Day
Post a Comment
<< Home