Thursday, July 05, 2007

Negative Nine

The following list is for Kingfisher, who tagged me some time ago:


Nine Bad Things About Me
(Remember, people. "Bad" is relative.)

9. Though I once desired to be a "Famous Journalist", I rarely watch the news.

8. I believe approximately 5% of what MOST people tell me.

7. Temper, Temper. Like that's a surprise.

6. I once destroyed the career and family of a man - in ONE day. * (He was my boss.) That was over 15 years ago, and I still don't feel bad about it.

5. Most days, I lack the energy required to be morally outraged.

4. I firmly believe that ADD and ADHD are over diagnosed.

3. I don't make friends easily at all.

2. I have a general contempt for people in positions of power. Especially politicians.

1. I once told a boy that he was likely the result of "lazy sperm, poor choices, and possibly inbreeding". Alcohol may have been a factor.

*By "destroy", I mean that he was fired and his wife and kids left him. Again, he was my boss - and he was not a nice man at all. To ANYONE.*

I'm not tagging anyone here. If you choose to complete this list, however, be sure to let me know!

13 Comments:

Blogger Rick said...

I don't have to do a list, you've already done it for me. And for the record, I was a famous journalist and I still can't watch the news.

July 05, 2007 9:07 PM  
Blogger Al said...

I also destroyed my boss. His wife left him and he spent some time on the mental ward, although I claim no responsibility for that.

And I don't feel guilty

July 05, 2007 10:04 PM  
Blogger kenju said...

I'm with you on #'s 8,7,5,4,and 2, and I can hardly believe #3!

July 05, 2007 10:09 PM  
Blogger Linda said...

quite interesting list - I had to laugh at number one - I think I knew a few guys like him!!!

July 06, 2007 8:48 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

HILARIOUS!

I am totally stealing this topic... although... 9 may not entirely cover it.

July 06, 2007 9:57 AM  
Blogger Sparky Duck said...

wow, you dont strike me as that bad, um until now

July 06, 2007 10:55 AM  
Blogger Tracy Lynn said...

#3- LIARHEAD

July 06, 2007 10:59 AM  
Blogger Hyperion said...

#6 is just hot, and #1 is funny, as long as you didn't tell your son that. Actually that would be even funnier, in a dark way, but I don't see you semi-bragging about it.

July 06, 2007 12:04 PM  
Blogger Chelle said...

as you said, bad is relative. We all have a dark side.

July 06, 2007 12:07 PM  
Blogger Rich | Championable said...

In re, #6... if you don't feel bad about it, why is it on this list?

Hmm.

July 06, 2007 12:54 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Mmm, ok.

Hyp: #1 was told to a fellow student back in college.

Rich: #6 is only bad because OTHER people may consider it such. It's not nice to get someone fired or help his family leave. It's something that I probably SHOULD feel bad about..

July 06, 2007 5:14 PM  
Blogger Craver said...

Me too on #5.
and all the boys in #1, I subsequently dated.
yeah. IknowIknow.

July 07, 2007 10:44 AM  
Blogger tiff said...

#3 is the lie in the list.

What do I win? :>

July 09, 2007 12:17 PM  

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