Note to Self, Volume VIII
When handing a grocery list over to your spouse, do not make eye contact.
Especially when the list contains
Chocolate cake mix
Baby Food Prunes
Pumpkin Pie filling
Razors
and
toothpaste.
Let him wonder.
Especially when the list contains
Chocolate cake mix
Baby Food Prunes
Pumpkin Pie filling
Razors
and
toothpaste.
Let him wonder.
Labels: Note to Self
posted by rennratt at 8:54 PM
7 Comments:
LOL.....or when it contains k*tex or t*mpons. (Not that my list ever has them anymore). Mr. kenju was asked to buy some for me when we were first married, and he dropped a glass bottle of Clorox in the store while holding a huge box of them under his other arm. Everyone in the store saw him, and he turned red as a beet!
LOL. When the Evil Twin and I shopped together, he would often speed off with the cart right when I picked up "feminine hygiene" supplies. Then, I'd have to walk down the aisle holding it.
Pshaw. Kid stuff. Add tampons to the list, and THEN we run screaming.
That list seems pretty tame. Add a couple fleet enemas and personal lubricant and things would be more interesting.
Sounds like SOMEONE is having a hot time in the ol' town.
Razors and toothpaste alone would make it a woohoo kind of list. :)
I can think of so many things you could do with the items on that list. Mostly though, they involve baking torture devices. You must really hate someone to put prunes and razor blades in their chocolate cake.
Recipe please? I happen to have all that stuff on hand.
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